Future residents--Morgan Vessel and Keegan Van Gorder

In 2014, we started a new religion called The Religion. The Religion has four pillars: Goofwork (taking jokes seriously), Swearing, Materializing Ideas, and Ceremony. From The Religion many sub-projects have been born, including a monthly mailed Ceremony Subscription Service, “The Motel” Residency, and Nationally Recognized Events such as The Silent Midnight Trashbag Walk, Breakfast Conference, and Gift Card Week.


The Authority Body of The Religion has appointed two trusted members of the Unclogged to practice and pass on our sacred teachings- Morgan Vessel and Keegan Van Gorder. Former Warren Wilson College alumni, the three have since shed their academic accolades and moved past their box topics (Sociology, Fine Art) and towards the one true only truth. Since their unclogging, their qualifications and markers of success are almost too vast to mention -- practicing advanced ceremonies such as Nail Clipping Ceremonies, Grump Code, Opera Plant Clipping, Exercises in Inefficiency, Housewarming Ceremonies, Selfishness Ceremony, Black Walnut Ceremony, Museum Walking Ceremony, Making a Old Place New Ceremony, Wildness Ceremony, Tinder Ceremonies, Everyday Baptisms, and many more! These rare and impressive credentials make this team some of our top professional Spreaders of the Good Idea.